So some say that it's Clearly Kerry.

But Matt Drudge reports today -- I'd seen this before but can't remember where -- that Kerry may have an intern in the closet. My reaction? Who cares. I'd rather have a president that's more interested in making love, than making war. Bring it on.

Update (Feb. 16.): First things first - will these denials make this rumor disappear? Unfortunately not. And second, I had seen the rumor discussed before I saw it on Drudge - a week before on Watchblog, a political blog I contribute to.